I Give It a Year (2. Movie Script. ( Never Knew Love Like This Beforeby Jessie Ware)Must you? Just here?(all).. Sorry.- So sorry.
Where were we?- . Tick. I need to remember the rings. Did that. And I need to.. To be fair, I wrote these, um.. I knew they.. I would never have sex with a.. Maybe when they're older. Never say never. And keep away from Paedo Rog!
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Ha- ha!(chuckles) All right, Paedo? Nice to have you. He's come a long way. Good lad. It's great to see so many people turn upto see Josh finally tie the knot. And about time, too.
Nat's got it all. She's brilliantly clever,apparently really delivers in the bedroom. Like mother like daughter, eh? He knows what I'm talking about. And I don't know about you,but I feel she could easily be a model,I think we'll agree,if it wasn't for her nose.
When I first saw her beaver... Beavering away,cooking Josh a meal,I knew she was a real catch.
Um, I've got no idea whyher previous boyfriend cheated on her,but, uh, I'm glad he did. Cheers to him, wherever he may be. Probably shagging. But, uh, no. Um, seriously, Nat. You're a real eight out of ten, love. I mean that sincerely.
And we're delighted you and Joshhave found each other. So, everyone, please, raise your glassesas we say a little toast to Nat and Josh.(all) To Nat and Josh!(all applauding)Nat is literally gonna be cringing right now. She hates being the centre of attention. It is impossible to imagine anyonelooking more beautiful than you do today, Nat. And I know how much you lovebeing the centre of attention. That's just one of the thingsthat makes us so different. Because I'm a thinker, you're a doer.
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I'm laissez- faire, you're anal. Hey, you dirty sod! On you go. I think it's fine for a man to wear Crocs,and you've made it abundantly clear you do not.(chuckles)I know it's only been seven months,and some of you think that we're crazyfor getting married, but.. I know is, from the first moment I saw you,I knew that yours was the only faceand the only voice..- that I would ever need again.- (all) Aw!'Cause in that moment, everything just changed. Everything just seemed to fit so perfectly. Wahey! And I'm so lucky that I feel like.
I'm only just getting to know you. Ladies and gentlemen,here's to us.(guests cheering)- Here's to us.- (guests) Cheers!(guests cheering)(guests applauding)( You Do Something To Me by Paul Weller)Are you happy? The happiest. The best two hours and 3. You know, I had this terrible fearthat you were gonnado some sort of novelty dance.(hip hop track plays)Get it on quickly, get it on quickly. I'm so sorry, Nat.
I wanna rock right now(rapping) I'm Josh Moss and I came to get down. You're my girl. My honey, my boo. I was straight trippin' when you said ? Put it there, mate.- Ready?- Yeah. Aw. That's nice. Listen, son, you know it's not easy, don't you?- The first year is the worst.- Okay.- It's true.- Thank you. If you can make it throughthe first year of marriage,- you can make it through anything.- Yeah.
You know, there were timeswhen your father was late home- I used to fantasise he'd been killed.- Did you?- Mmm.- That's nice. Oh, in my mind, it was always the IRA.
Strange, strange. But things got betterbecause we love each other. Tremendous, tremendous.(both moaning)- Shall we go, yeah? This is weird.- Yes, it's a bit weird.(moaning continues)Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.(Nat) So, that was nine months ago.(Josh) Mmm.
And I think even then we knew instinctivelysomething wasn't quite right. You realised you'd married beneath yourself. You thought you could bewith someone better- looking,better body, perhaps a professional man?- Uh, no.- No. No, no, I think we were both in lovewith the idea of being in love. You know, and we're at that agewhere we're ready to find !
Oh, Christ, no, no, no, no,I'm completely straight. Couldn't be less gay.
I mean, I don't even like.. Right, so were there terrible sexual problems? Does he have tremendously niche desires? Did he want to touch you here?- Uh..- Never with a pen. Look, Nat's amazing, obviously.
She's wonderful. And I think we both really wantto make this work. But is it possiblethat some peoplejust aren't supposed to be married? Truthfully, there's just somethingin our marriagethat hasn't quite..- Clicked.. So? Was it like a dream? Well, we ticked every wedding box. Cake, sweaty uncles dancing to Queen. People we thought were deadflying in from Canada.
It was very wedding- y, right? It was so romantic. It was just like a Hugh Grant film.- It was amazing, wasn't it?- Mmm! Did you like all the flowers? We got the most..
I'm sorry,but can we do this at lunch?- Right. Absolutely, Helen.- Thanks. Ruthlessly efficient, as always.
We should not be talking about- lace halter necks on company time.- No.- What's the story?- While you were on your holiday,I took the initiativeand I started gathering ideas for Guy Harrap. He's taken over his father'sindustrial solvent and bleach empire. You weren't here, but he basically wantsto make solvents and bleach sexy.- Fuck off.- (phone ringing)(Josh over speaker) Is thatmy dirty little slut of a wife? Hey! What are you doing?
Uh, middle of a meeting. What's up? Maybe I'm just missingthe sexiest wife in the universe.- Not working today?- I've got writer's block. I can't work out whether to callmy main character Ezra- or David.- Um, David.
I was at school with an Ezra who got expelledfor punching a swan in the throat. Who said the second novel would be tricky? Anything else? No, no, no.
I'll see you at three.- Love..- (dialling tone).. Sorry, that was my husband. He has writer's block.
Did I mention that he was a writer, of books?- Only about a million times.- Yeah, Clare mentioned it,but I've never heard of him. Heart disease. Meningitis. Hit by a truck.- Bam!- (gasps)I had a client who was kicked to deathby a group of disaffected youthshigh on meow meow. She'd just left the house to get potatoes.- Just potatoes.- Shit.
And the tragedy was,she hadn't thought to make a will.- Or a Tesco home delivery.- (chuckles)What? Yeah. She was only identifiable by her dental records. Why, what had they done to her? They'd made impressions of her teeth. Still, fortunately, you two have hadthe presence of mindto plan for your future.
So, have you considered what would happenif either of you fell into a persistent..- (stumbles).. Get it off. Locked- in syndrome? That's the one where you're paralysedbut you can still wink. It's all the.. It's the dribble, isn't it,that I couldn't handle.- Constantly mopping up phlegm.- (Josh) I wouldn't want that.
You wouldn't want that. That's why you're murdering your wife.(grunts)So, are you switching it off?- Sorry, what are you doing?- (Nat) Off!- Switch it off, yeah.- Off she goes! Night- night. Um, brain- damaged and vegetative.- Thank you.- Mmm.
Um, brain stem undamaged. So you're breathing,you're swallowing, you're fine,but you are still literally a shell of a personwith no capacity for any emotion or thought. Much like my Susan. My little joke.(chuckles)- Off, off.- Off, yeah, off. Get that off, off, off, off!
Well, this is slightly more depressing- than I'd imagined.- Oh, no. Come one. And you haven't evenreceived my bill yet.
That is a good 'un.- An electric peppermill?- (whirring)I can't believe you got an electric peppermill. We thought we had to haveat least one dinner partyto use all the crap we got bought. At least that's a useful gift. D'you know what I mean? I hate those gifts where someone says,? It was idyllic. Morocco's beautiful.- Amazing place, yeah.- (Nat) Yeah. It was just a bit long, really.
I was really sad when we came back.(Nat) Well, things hit a low pointwhen we found ourselvesin the Essaouira Museum of Leather Manufacturingdiscussing if we had a superpower,what would it be? I actually really enjoyed that. I thought that was really fun.(Danny) I think if I wasgonna have any superpower,it would be the ability to speak Spanish.
That would be amazing, wouldn't it? Because you could say stuff like,- Hola, gazpacho.- (Nat) You just said it.- (Josh) You're saying it now.- Oh, wow. Hmm. Not strictly speaking a superpower,though, is it, really?
Otherwise everyone in Brazilwould be superheroes. Mmm, true. They speak Portuguese in Brazil. You cock.(laughs)- Mmm?- Keep it for the car. Um, so.. Wait, so, Josh,- what did you choose?- Boring, really. Super- strength. That's what I would choose, too! I think it would be so handyto be able to open, like, jam jars. Jam jars! That's exactly..
Isn't that exactly what I said?- That's exactly what you said.- (Josh) That's exactly what I said.- That's so funny.- That is so funny. Are we eight years old, all of a sudden? This is what children talk about. All right, Nat, calm down,we were only having a joke.
Yeah, joke's over. Ooh. We left it open. Wide open. Then I ended up being gone for four years.- About four years..- But what's four years, really?(chuckles)(peppermill whirring)I've told you this.- Nat. Nat.- Hmm? I've told you this. He wasn't happy, though,I'll tell you, that time. Honestly, we used to refer to 2.
I thought that you knew. Oh, no, don't be silly.
It was years ago. I was still using. You know,we have an incredible sex life. But that's not the point, you know. I love Michael Jackson's Off the Wall album. I wouldn't necessarily want to onlylisten to that for the rest of my life. Yeah. Oh, honey, I've been there.
I mean, you'll listen to it a lotin the beginning. You'll listen to itin all different sorts of places. You'll listen to it in the car,in the disabled toilet cubiclein the Mc. Donald's in Egham,in your unconscious granny's hospital room.- Granny Mary?- It's what she would have wanted. But then, you know,you're just gonna get to the pointwhere you're not that botheredabout listening to music at all.
You just play it on birthdays,or when you're very, very drunk. Or.. if someone shows you a Justin Bieber videowhen you're in the officeand, you know, all you canthen think about is that. Isn't he, like, 1.
Oh, he'd know what to do. I'd ruin Bieber. You would. You would ruin him.(grunting)Fuck. It's the soundtrack to my marriage. Don't get married, you.
Too late for you.
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Today, you are Marines. You’re part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back.
But always remember this: Marines die. That’s what we’re here for.
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Mostly I’m tired of people being ugly to each other. I’m tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There’s too much of it. It’s like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?
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